Thursday, July 17, 2008

Gambling Online again...

what a great hobby. I love it!

I can play slots and blackjack without ever leaving my house... gotta love it.

I put pop tarts in whores asses singing Bruce and they love it

Friday, June 6, 2008

Gambling online again...

That's right, I'm playing some slots machine, watching a TIVOes episode of the Dog Whisper, and blogging all at the same time. How about them apples.

The Lakers lost for me last night, but I made it up playing blackjack. Yes, really I was up probably around double my Lakers bet, but dropped down a little and quit the table up the amount I lost on the Lakers. Just call me Even Steven :O)

What the hell happened in the stock market today? The Dow lost almost 400 points? That is crazy. I should start betting on that. short the S&P 500 or something...

Cesar Milan is the man. The Dog Whisperer is great. The beginnings always crack me up too. At the beginning of every case, it shows Cesar coming to some dog owners rescue, getting the call and driving immediately over to save their demented dog. It like "Look up the road. Who's that little Mexican man coming to save us? Is that Cesar Milan? Yes it is! Thank god!"

Anyway, I do like and watch the show. Remember it's exercise, discipline and then affection.

Well, I have too much going on and really feel like taking this slot for some money, so I'm going to go. Good Night and Good Luck.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

I bet the Lakers tonight

Yeah, I put some money on the Lakers tonight at BoDog. No a ton of it, but enough to make the game more fun.

I find that I can't really watch basketball without some money on it. I mean, I like the game itself, but it's a lot on exciting to have a few dollars on it. No matter how much you bet, just the thrill of winning or losing makes me have a better time.

BoDog is also offering live betting on the game, which could be a little much for me. Live betting means that you can bet on the game while the teams are playing. This means that you don;t have to wait until half time to place a bet on a game you are watching, you can be betting on the game right while you're watching it.

I don't so this, but say that I didn't bet the game earlier, was flipping channels and saw that the game was on. I would be able to turn on my computer and bet the game right now, so that I could have a little action on it and make it more fun... But as I said, I'm already on the Lakers with enough action for tonight...

After all this series could go to 7. I could still have 6 more games to bet :O)

Monday, May 26, 2008

Just back from St Martin!

What a great long weekend. St Martin is beautiful. The beaches are great, the food is delicious, the women are topless and the casinos are cheap and everywhere on the Dutch side.

Sooo. How did I do? Well, not to well. I made the final table in a small poker tournament, but didn't come in the money. I won a little at roulette, but lost bad at three card and the slots... lost a little with blackjack too... I didn't even bet any sports there, which I was planning to do, but didn't.

I also didn't play Robbie's Lottery. If you have ever been to St Martin, you would know that Robbie's Lottery shacks are everywhere on this island. I don't know who Robbie is, but he must have some good money and be a real player on the island...

Anyway, I'm about to play some low limit blackjack at BoDog. See ya later!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Gambling Online again

Currently playing the Goldbeard slot machine at BoDog. (Pirates!)

I was in Las Vegas last weekend and had a great time! I played almost everywhere on the strip and I was even in one casino where that I don't know where the hell I was, and I still don't know what casino is was! Of course, I had been drinking a good amount by then, but I was still having a great time.

I ended up staying at Bally's there, which is a good casino for the location but a terrible casino for the rooms. I think Bally's is probably one of the oldest casinos on the strip, but it's right in the heart of it all, so you really can't go wrong staying there.

So overall, I lost on the weekend... When I first got there I went up about $1,000 on roulette, and then just kinda gave it back over the course of the weekend plus a little more. I was running real cold on 3 card poker, I was down a little on slots, up on roulette, around even playing Pia Gow, and I think I dropped about $100 on the Wheel of Fortune (when I was wasted of course)... I also lost my bet on the Kentucky Derby.

It was fun though... anytime I came back from Vegas with more than I plan on coming back with, it's all good by me.

After all, I still have some good money to gambling online with...

I forgot to mention that I won $150 in the slots in the airport on the way out... That was funny.

Okay. I think I'm going to move off the slot and onto some cheap 3 card poker online at BoDog.

Talk to you all later. Good Luck!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Now playing Slots Online

Okay, so I just got up from playing European Roulette at BoDog, and now I'm playing their feature slot machine, Diry Martini. (To find it, just go to the site, and look through the list of Slots they have in their casino section.) It is fun!

It's a 20 line slot machine, where you can bet anywhere from 1 penny to $5 a line. I'm currently playing 5 cents at 20 lines, so it's a dollar a spin. Right now, I'm down about $7, but I haven't been playing long and haven't hit a bonus yet. I'm think I'll play until a hit a bonus, and then come back to tell you about it. It's now 1:16 pm.

It was 1:20 pm and I was down $9 when I hit the Bodog bonus which is:
- 15 free games are awarded when 3 or more Bodog Scatter Coins appear anywhere.
- During the feature all prizes are tripled.
- 15 additional free games are won if 3 or more scattered Bodog Scattered Coins occur in a free game.

I won a single bonus of 15 spins and about $48 from that. I wish I was betting a little more, but I'm now up $39. Not bad for playing for about 10 minutes and writing at the same time.

If your interested in playing the Dirty Martini slot, go to BoDog and check it out. I think you even play for free.

Have fun!

An Easy Sunday, Playing European Roulette

Yeah, gambling online again at BoDog. Playing some European Roulette which is much better than American Roulette. The difference? There is only 1 zero on the wheel in Europe. There are 2 in the US, zero and double zero. When the ball lands on zero, the house wins, so have only one on the wheel is much better for the player.

Btw, I just hit one of my numbers, and I'm now up $86... ouch, now I just missed 3 in a row...

I like blogging while I play. Gambling at an online casino is so much faster than playing in a live casino. You can just click a button to repeat your last bet, and then click another button to spin the real. In the live casino, his can take much longer, and it could be minutes between spins. Not at BoDog, it can be seconds there... and that's why I like blogging or doing something else while I play. It slows down the gambling, making it more fun for me.

Yeah! I just hit another number!

So anyway, I think I wrote enough for today... I think I'm going to surf the web a little now between spins.

C Ya - The Online Casino God.